Bang the can. Grab the loot. Don't let the ump catch you.
Whack the trash can to shake loose baseballs and coins. Tap them before they vanish.
When the ump gets that ! over his head, freeze. If he sees you banging, or hears a racket, you're done.
Playing as … new name
Survive 9 innings. Sound on for full clang.
* Under review by the league office. Names are randomly assigned.
A parody. Not affiliated with any team or league. No actual garbage cans were harmed.